Silky Milky Twitch

pleatedjeans:

How to Eat Food (a few more here)

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freefolly:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

How does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

Dude that is genius

Slow clappin’ it out.

This is amazing

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9gag:

George Carlin on stupid people

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captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”

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superwholockathogwarts:

poonraider:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

they have them at CVS, Target, Duane Reade, Rite Aide and stuff

My favourite thing is the fucking application to buy condoms

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animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

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nigga-chan:

JESUS 

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onamelancholyhill:

marilynmay:

Cassie & Cas.

Also, this is Sam’s “my brother is so getting laid” face.

Let’s say I will always reblog this.

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ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

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critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes 

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

• Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
• Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
• Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
• Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.

 

Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.

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laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

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rustycrowe:

This asshole.

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obsessedweirdness:

doctor-whoson:

I always reblog this. Every time.

the fact that this is catherine tate makes it all the more better

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